I’d like first to apologize for the typos I might have… I must confess, I’m French and I’m pretty much new in this country. And by French and new to this country, I mean I’m born and raised in the Midwest. I just suck at spelling.  I Like long walks on the beach.  I plan to become a fantastic dancer.  Sometimes I like to be the inside spoon.

Update: 08/19/2019: I just ate a sausage biscuit. NO BUENO!  My belly is pissed.  Only tequila can make it better.  PS: I will update you more often.  I hope.

Update: 01/11/2019: I have an almost 8 month old baby whose poops stink really bad and sometimes can’t be contained inside the diaper.

Update: 01/06/2019: I ate pad-thai three days in a row.  DON’T JUDGE ME!


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