I’d like first to apologize for the typos I might have… I must confess, I’m French and I’m pretty much new in this country. And by French and new to this country, I mean I’m born and raised in the Midwest. I just suck at spelling. I Like long walks on the beach. I plan to become a fantastic dancer. Sometimes I like to be the inside spoon.
Update: 08/19/2019: I just ate a sausage biscuit. NO BUENO! My belly is pissed. Only tequila can make it better. PS: I will update you more often. I hope.
Update: 01/11/2019: I have an almost 8 month old baby whose poops stink really bad and sometimes can’t be contained inside the diaper.
Update: 01/06/2019: I ate pad-thai three days in a row. DON’T JUDGE ME!